neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

filthkid:

*thinking about girls* wow

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

lewcat:

Twin Size Mattress 
really like this one
quacklemore:

i saw somebody tweet this about how to hide your phone in class anD ITS REALLY PISSING BECAUSE THE CALCULATOR IS CLEARLY RIGHT THERE LIKE HIDE THAT SHIT OR SOMETHING PUT IT IN YOUR BOOKBAG SIT ON IT STICK IT UP YOUR ASS DONT JUST LEAVE IT THERE UNDER THE DAMN CALCULATOR BACKING IF YOU ARE GONNA USE YOUR PHONE IN CLASS BE AT LEAST A LITTLE SMART ABOUT IT DAMN
boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
"when i was younger i wanted to be either a painter or a drug dealer"
-jared leto (via qerardway)
florelgreen:

TWIABP by sconevibes on Flickr.
stephmalfattophoto:

The Wonder YearsStarland BallroomSayreville, NJPORTFOLIO  |  FACEBOOK
themirs:

Seahaven @ Mod Club, Toronto