joshpeck:

when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with

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jeffswingered:

when i see people write bae i wanna punch them in the face but when i see lisa or carolina write it i’m like baE :)))))))) idek

omg kittens u one of my baes

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

paneradise:

at my funeral there’s gonna be a potato bar that serves bottomless fries (waffle, french, curly q, all varieties), hash browns, tater tots, boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes, home fries, potato chips, sweet potatoes, potato based vodka, baked potatoes, scalloped, diced, and sliced potatoes


(everyone laughing hysterically)
Anonymous: Why would you fuck Adam sandler

tiit:

cloudkittten:

tiit:

it was on my bucket list 

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

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yes